Resolutions that I can keep

    2015 is here!!

Let us talk about a promise, a promise that starts with a party and ends with a good hangover and and you find yourself in bed with 4 girls and 3 boys. Resolutions are fun. Really, they are fun but you only if you don't keep up with them. Its like a game of hot potato or couch potato that jumps around from a person to person only to figure out that resolutions are good and all but our stubborn asses can't fixed by promises.

So what resolution is to keep? In this world the only resolution is that you will live fully to see another day and don't falter by failure. Just keep on living, THAT'S the resolution I can keep. Because at the end of the he ecstatic that you made it one more year.

What makes a true gamer?

True Gamer: Hardware or Skill

This question is being asked since beginning of time of commercial gaming. Well, since I started gaming in the 3rd grade I wanted to know this that what makes a true gamer. In the following section Light is going to be shed on some modern day scenarios.."DUH!" that will help me and if you reading this you too will understand what makes a 'Gamer' a 'TRUE GAMER'.

What is a gamer?

1. The answer is much more cooler then its sounds and it sounds cool. A gamer is someone who plays games on a regular basis as a hobby or a profession. When we say a 'Gamer' we are necessarily saying the game that is being played is not outside, we are talking about video games.
2. A gamer can be anyone with any sort of system. Be it a Personal Computer or a Console. Anyone can be a gamer as long as he loves what he does.
                                                                                                                     

Is the hardware important?

 Depending on the system, hardware is important. Needless to say its necessary, ...but WHAT KIND? 
                     When it comes to consoles, we all know that they exist for a very long time. And that single console will allow you to play games every year for a very long haul. Depending on the games their might be issues but basically, if you buying a current generation console your gaming needs will be satisfied for years to come with no change in hardware. Buy a console and wait for 7-8 years and you are gold until then.

                                The tricky part comes when it is the question of PC. You need a nice system to play modern games. But considering that most of the modern games don't use much of the brain power most of the people stick with the old games and are OK with that. But are they? There are several games if not most that require skill but at the same time require a crazy-ass hardware. Blame it on bad optimization but needless to say they require a good hardware to play it without hindrance or for us gamer-s  "Crazy fucking Lag" or "Death". Anyway, hardware seems important but as long as you can play without lag its useless to spend a fuckton of money. Hardware lets us appreciate the full beauty of the game sure but, whats the point if the gamer is a guy with head up his bung-hole. Games can be played without lag on not so high'end systems without lags with tons of mods and not so high settings. So what's the rush? Some developers are unfair as fuck when making games. Looks aren't everything in game but they hold a lot of value. Some games maybe not much polished but playable with gorgeous beauty can make someone enjoy... Mostly old people!
                                                                                                                   

What is a True Gamer?

When we come down to it, a true gamer is the true appreciator of art. Maybe a game looks good maybe not, maybe its graphics are much better then its gameplay, maybe it has bugs but it has its charm. A true gamer finds fun in everything. even the most trashy game on the fuckin planet has something good to offer" Yes I am looking at you COD". A true gamer trolls other gamers and have fun with them and When their is still no bad blood after that, THAT is a true gamer. The guy you can't bore!

God : An unpopular opinion

Stephen hawking just came out and said it today that there is no god.

  Now some people are just                                                      flabbergasted by this saying.                                                                             Some people like me are cherishing him. God can't be explained by sciences or it can be. The way I see it, god is the most grand enigma there is. Some people just stop believing in god after taking into account the superior opinion. Some people get angry, they get afraid that their faith might be shaken after hearing someone else's opinion.

The core of this issue is their is no resolution when it comes to the high and mighty. Whenever you hear about it from someone advocating the existence of an abstract entity in a fanatical way, you get repulsed by it. When someone is saying that the concept of god is stupid, you get repulsed by it. So their is no particular resolution when it comes to god. 

That being said I believe that that just because we know how things work that doesn't mean its not a miracle. For me If I believe in god, i do that to respect the beauty of this universe. If its just a gravitational pull that bounds us to earth, or its just the photosynthesis that make the flowers bloom in the world. I might not appreciate the beauty of these things If I don't believe in the higher power. This is not being fanatic about my beliefs but having faith that there is always a light in the end of the tunnel. Whether you believe in a higher power or not respecting others opinion is important or at-least pretending to respect at-least. I am a hindu raised in a deeply religious family so for some reason I feel kinda comfortable to believe in the entity but that doesn't mean we should stop searching for answers or no discoveries would have happened, no lives would have been saved and the utmost important video games, there would have been no video games.

I am saying all this or writing all this to deliver a message to all of the world. there is nothing wrong with holding ones belief as long as you are respecting everyone else's.  personally I believe that the entire universe is just a child screwing with our lives.

And saying screw Y'all!!

Weird ideas in weird places.

Have you ever had an itch on your balls that gave you an Idea?

Well, have you? I guessed that. Its yes right? Let's discuss about the weird places people became legends and how today we try to emulate that same train of thought for just that billion buck idea that just might make our day.

1. Isaac newton's gravitational force idea:-
                                                                                     We all know this one. Our favorite accidental scientist. In year 1666, or as Sir Isaac Newton call it the miraculous year gravity was observed for the first time by this great man. After being mauled by a falling apple he discovered if earth is round then something might be keeping everything including us and the apple bound to this planet. How delightful! This discovery turned out to be the base of almost every mechanical engineering topic as well our health estimate. Who would have thought that an apple on a scientist can redefine the planet.
   
                        
   
2.  The Microwave:-                                                                                       
                                                                                                                                                       This one is fun. Percy Spencer, a WW1 veteran and an engineering genius who loved to mess around , fiddle, stroke, spoon...ahem! with  magnetron rays discovered some strange sensation in his pants. NO! No! he didn't get a hard on. Much to my sadness. He He! It would have made a good joke. Anyway, he felt the chocolate in his pants start to melt. He blamed the magnetron rays for that. His head sparked with idea and he found its usage in the culinary way. I would just bake cats in it!                    
   
   
   
   
3.    The X-Ray:-  
                                                                                       
                 This one was not so interested at first glance until I got into my "perv mode". In 1895, Germany Physicist Wilhelm Roentgen While performing a routine experiment using cathode rays observed a fluorescent cardboard from across the room. There was a thick screen between the cardboard and the cathode ray source, making him realize that light is passing through the solid object. Hence, X ray was discovered. the first thing he did was X-raying his wife's hand. Its Nice if you think about it, but what if you could actually create cathode rays from the eye giving you X-ray vision. This takes me back, when My cat used to stare at me.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          
                                                                                                                                                It didn't help her. I shoved her in the microwave anyway.                                                                                                                                            The above three are legends, will be legends. Now, let's look at some stupid discoveries that ended up big anyway.  
    
4. Planking:-                                                                                                                                           
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     In the year 1994, a comedian named Tom Green played a dead guy by just lying down on Ottawa sidewalk without moving. Never understood this phrase. I mean how does one lie down while walking!! pfft! ANYWAY!! that video never showed up on MTV. Except they show far more weird and disturbing things these days. i am going off topic again. This video is uploaded in 2011                                                                                                                                                             This guy is funny to start it all but who knew that it would grow so big that my trainer will start torturing me by making me do it in the gym. there are way more stupid places the planks are being done.                                    
                                                                                
                       This  IS JUST STUPID!!
                                                                                                          
                                    Way more so!! 
   
                                                                                                                          This is Kinda hot!!
              
5. Twerking:-
                                                                                                                                   On march 2013 during an award ceremony. Miley Cyrus performed a twerk dance routine that was embarrassingly sexy, at-least for me. This was not the point that twerking came into picture. It was the time it became more of a phenomenon according to my knowledge. And then there was a barrage of twerk Vines , videos and everyone was just getting on with popularity due to its viral nature. Accept this guy of course
                                                    Its still cool if you give some thought to that. These things are getting popular and some would say devolving the humanity. I kinda enjoy watching them but doing is just gonna strain my fat-ass. Well, its the human way....soon it will be this -
                                                  There are several other such trends that I want to and will talk about in my future blogs. Crazy as they may be they are still ideas and ideas are cool! And one of these days I am really hoping that someone invents time travel by accident so I can go in the past and play with my self.
                                                                                                                  
                                                "The cheese that I threw up, in the kennel that I grew up. Still smells stinky when my wang grew bigger then my pinky"    
                                                                                                                                                                                                

Love and Penis

  The major difference between thinking with the heart and thinking with the penis.

"The funny thing is both of these can't be used for thinking" a realist would say.

"Love is everything and sunshine and butterflies all come from love" an optimist would say...uh scratch that.. a 13 yr old girl would say this.

" I am getting laid already. Why would I need a relationship?" a playboy would say.

" Sex is a sin"   a religious would say

" I am gonna go take a shower. Might be a little while" i would say.

Now, ask yourself in what respect  I am saying all these things. Well I am not talking about love and lust difference, no! The difference is easy, love is what you give a person and lust is something you expect from the other side. I am talking about in what part of the body you feel the sensation of love. You feel it through heart or you straight up get a hard on, that you end up trying to hide, or hope no one sees your face.

She can still see you brother.

Let's now get into some sciency stuff on how love is felt and then i will compare notes because you know I am all smart and all that crap!

"The conventional view in biology is that there are three major drives in love – sex drive, attachment, and partner preference.^[8][9] The primary neurochemicals (neurotransmitters, sex hormones, and neuropeptides) that govern these drives are testosterone, estrogen,dopamine, oxytocin, and vasopressin.^[8][10]

Central dopamine pathways mediate partner preference behavior, while vasopressin in the ventral pallidum and oxytocin in the nucleus accumbens and paraventricular hypothalamic nucleus mediate partner preference and attachment behaviors.^[8][11] Sex drive is modulated primarily by activity in the mesolimbic dopamine pathway (ventral tegmental area and nucleus accumbens).^[8] Trace amines (e.g.,phenethylamine and tyramine) play a critical role in regulating dopaminergic activity in the central nervous system, and consequently in these pathways.^[12]

Testosterone and estrogen contribute to these drives by modulating activity within dopamine pathways.^[8] Adequate brain levels of testosterone seem important for both human male and female sexual behavior.^[13] Norepinephrine and serotonin have a less significant, contributing role through their neuromodulatory effects upon dopamine and oxytocin release in certain pathways.^[8]

The chemicals triggered that are responsible for passionate love and long-term attachment love seem to be more particular to the activities in which both persons participate rather than to the nature of the specific people involved.^[9] Individuals who have recently fallen in love show higher levels of cortisol"

All the above stuff I got from wiki. Lets analyze it! It says there are 3 major drives of love and the first is sex drive   -> then attachment -> and then partner preference. So we all can agree that sex comes first....according to wiki. 

Lets now go from up to down and get into all this science:

It says that dopamine pathways start the partner preference and the modulation of the same pathway causes sexual drive. Man!! all this sciency stuff makes me feel smart. So its safe to say that heart chooses the partner and the wang decides to do the boinking. So, actually the heart comes first and  then the penis action. Its something to dwell upon.

                                                                             

" They say heart is nothing but a pumper of blood. I say they are right but its better then hiding the wang stood with lust"   

Now, as today i am extra horny. some hot picture for you.

I am sooo going to hell

                        

Yup!! Its certain now

I am soo.. Dead!

Games and life itself.

Lets talk about the enigma that is the video games and its relationship with life! The irony of it all!

1. Are games good for ones health : Of course they are!! Why would I say no to that? But seriously , video games have given us so much to us "can't get laid" nerds as society like to call us. We in no sense become this guy.
   
   Well, if you game for a long time you kinda do turn like this , but this is no different from what a working guy turn into. there is not a single shred evidence in above picture that this guy is gaming. When I say health I am talking about the mental health in people. Does it aggravates the anger in the adolescents, or this is just an excuse my dad used to prevent me from having a Nintendo-64 when I was in 3rd grade.  There are just so many reasons that one can give that games are bad for ones attitude towards life. Well, I say screw those assholes that say such things. Games provide analytic stimulus into the brain and causing it to improve our problem solving abilities. We gamer-s are the most resolute people on the face of the planet... Well not really but you do get the point.
2. Gaming provides friends: We all live in the age of multi-player, where there are multiple gamer-s in the community. Whether cooperatively or competitively, there are people around the globe which make friends while gaming allowing us to be more socially inept unless there is a 12 yr old on the other side. then its just "I WILL MAKE YOUR MOM SUCK MY COCK YOU FUCKING CAMPER!" or "BITCH RUN TO THE OTHER SIDE I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOM!!" Sometimes these things don't make sense, other times you are the ones that are saying these things
   
3. Can't get laid you still have games:  
   
   Well this point is just a ridiculous parody or something that i actually do. So we all have games these days that has a magnificent amount of sex in it. God bless the guy whoever thought this up. For lonely people its a sad story for people like me, I still have wet dreams about Miranda Lawson from mass effect. Anyway, this is still better then porn,....RIGHT?? No.. no it is not. Games cause us to be infatuated with these fictional characters that are more relative to this world then we think allowing us to be more open. This is all my analysis, I dunno what others think. But RPG's made me a better friend and a good boyfriend (Hypothetical boyfriend)...
   -:Long Sigh:

Daring Stupid Daredevils

In this Blog we discuss the thrill of life while trying to throw it away 

Yeah!! Like it would even matter. So, we know that everyone is looking for that thrill , that niche in the sculpture of our life that makes it worth living. Trying doing that people are risking throwing it away. But I am not complaining. that's fucking hilarious.  So lets start small, we all know video games right. well lets try with one of my gameplay vids that I thought was cool but was well.....Let's not talk about that...

Having super powers is one thing. Oh!! Who am i kidding? its just a bit self promotion of a channel I rarely upload videos to and if I do, they are just soo goddamn stupid. Nevertheless, the boss here is definitely living it up. Now, lets get serious and go to a more of a serious domain of people trying out stupid things. 

So Let us start with the real meat:

 1. Above video is age restricted...pfft! like those young schmucks can understand what i am writing..So above is when things go more horrible then you actually realize. Thrill of putting your life on the line makes you feel alive. But what if it actually ends..what then huh!! I mean really its hilarious to see someone stupid die but still. Its a waste of life.

            Well if above video has mda you a little frightened so here is a pic of bikini clad women to get your heart a bit more racing   

                                                

I know I am evil!

3.     To the next video then:                                                                                                                                                    

Now this, this above is a fun thing to "LOOK AT". I ain't doing this. Not with 200 pounds on me. It all goes to my thighs I promise. Anyway, running is also a very good part of life... I am just hoping that they don't fall coz that would be hilarious.

 

4. Now that being said...Lets look at some fails, coz you know. We enjoy others in pain. So do I!! 

                                   

WEll! Fails aside these guys keep on trying still, pain doesn't bother them. Me too!! ahem! 3 fractures on hands and multiple ligament ruptures on my left leg later i still run around the house like a like a sex crazed monkey!

                                                  

So, what did we learn today apart from what not to do or to do depend on who is reading this stuff. We humans are "Daring Stupid Daredevils". We never listen. But we Always WIN!! We are awesome like that. But not really... But still, we look forward to the tomorrow. and live on the EGE....Edge!!

                                        

Corruption: A bane or a lifestyle

Lets discuss corruption! Its a seemingly off topic but in actuality it is not. We all know and hear about it. We all moan and bitch about it. ALL! THE! TIME! So lets take a take that is my take on this particular take on corruption. Is it really so evil, is it a modern necessity or to be precise is it the a way of life.

Life as we don't know it

So, we have heard all about how life is full of box of chocolates. Man! Forest Gump really did a job on people. i always "not like" that movie. What?! Its better then hating it! But lets take a step back and see the meaning of this phrase. Life is like a box of hyper intense, mild intense, no intense, sometimes dull moments. When a chocolate is bitter it means its a little too sweet, way too sweet causing annoyance, bitterness, hatred, bad things, but lets talk about the sweet things. No matter how better our lives are, no matter how many good things are there, we still end up finding anything bad about it. Analogous to this situation being "Diabetic" towards the sweet chocolates. We are always looking at the worst scenarios first! Why? Because we are afraid that life won't alright even for sometimes. Saying from personal experience I have had good chocolates earlier in my life too but now success is hard to come by. No matter how hard you try, something back home is going to stop you from doing all the good deeds you always wanted to be. Money is the only way that one can get absolute control over once life,other then that there is nothing. So try to earn as much a you can and make it plenty too!!

                                     
                                        But you guys already know all that. But how do I know better? I dunno I am just writing to keep my mind sharp but seeing my all of the mistakes I am making writing this blog I think I maybe a little out of it. Jokes aside, money is essential. for everything but it won't matter if you don't even know how to use it, with care and trying to be a lot less dependent on it. If you are less dependent on it. you end up making a lot of money. So much money that you end up wiping your ass with it.

                                                                                           Great, I was suppose to tell you about life and I ended up talking about money. So the thing is, absolutely nothing is in out control. we may have a degree of illusion of control but that's all its about, illusion. You get what you work for in an ideal world, but we are far from it. Trying to be a decent person in this indecent world is what is life all about. I don't mean it like being altruistic, oh Hell NO! But not being rude from the start of the day. And if you are up to it, help other people who really need it, or not depends on your choice.

HALLELUJAH!!

Nothing to do

I literally am an empty mind these days... having abselutely nothing to do. Except for my brush with failures, scoldings mom's health issues.....nothing. Maybe writing about it will help. SO, Here is my daily schedule....Wake up....Go to PC...go on youtube and put headphones on for some inspirational songs that are enjoyable but seem like a waste of time to me somedays.....Then realizing I gotta take a dookie...then take one... then shower and brush...then breakfast and then sending my Pa off to school. back to PC....later arranging Breakfast for mum and then medicines... again PC... but nothing fruitful other then watching game of thrones episode or dexter or community or some other TV show, But no fruitfulness, no purpose but to wait for my result in hope that I score good  and not get flunk. Its just soo empty. Mind is full of ideas but too lazy to write anything but this.... Porn is the only exciting thing, and thinking about sex when I sleep. Feels like I am turning into a degenerate "punkfull" human. I just wanna do something but Papa's compulsion coupled with mom's condition I don'e feel better at all. I just wanna go out and spread my ideas but at the same time I am laughing at this prospect to do so... gonna leave in an hour to buy sweat shirts. I am getting impatient, but don't know what I am waiting for coz my goals are noble but doubt is there as to whether they are even achievable. I know...I know...Have hope but....Hope ain't enough anymore.. i wanna do more a lot more. I want a purpose and for once succeed in what i want to do... Seems like my fucking head is gonna implode...
                                       But I know that I gotta be hopeful. I am meant for soo much more, I think and menial tasks aren't just gonna cut it. Phew! As I am typing my Pa is playing Voilin and I am finding it disturbing as fuck...but if it is not there I get much more worried.....DA FUCK!! Everyone is doing something and all I got is to sit in front of PC., and do whatever I wish and getting irritated when pops want something for me to download.

If I could be married to my PC

pfft!! BAAAAD editing

Ok now,  consider this you are alone, always you are practically a social deviant, or sociopath if you want to be called as such. Your chance of having a girlfriend is ...as Sheldon puts it" as Finding out the origin of the black hole is a man looking for his circuit breaker with his flashlight"(I really hope I got that right.). Would you commit to your PC. Well. I definitely would!! In a single heart beat. But what would I do with that life. Its not like I can have real sex with that, virtual! yeah!! But until and unless someone just comes along and make a remarkable discovery in the field of robotics I will have to zip it.

So Let's Imagine me married to My PC.

So, one day Mr. and Mrs. Gamer Intel Core i5 Mahajan. decide to go out, Mr Mahajan grabs his suit case in one hand and his beloved wife cuddling on the other, that means beneath the armpit. We both just walking, or in my case I walking and caressing Mrs. Core i5 Mahajan but she is just shut like a suitcase and getting really really hot, but not in a fun way. but we still love each other, at-least I do and I had to program her to say those 3 words to me. So we walking, people greeting us. I greeting them back and have to push my wife's buttons to make her greet those guys. SEE! We have already been married a day and she has started to show her tantrums. But all is well, atleast I have a wife, not matter how advanced intelligent life form she is and we still a sort of sexual life, that i will never ever dwell into. We go shopping. I gotta by clean covers and a nice ram for my baby that makes her ffffreaky fast!! ahem! We go in the shop. Atleast Mrs. Core i5 Mahajan. let my buy her clothes and she got almost perfect idea of what I should wear when I surf her net! ..I mean I mean. I can search the world through her soft, smooth screen. I am satisfied by her soft keys, that when I press say "tick", hmmm!! so.. nice and so soft her Keys are and i can put anything into her.....ports and she waits and waits till"dhudhum" the items of the object plugged into her are shown. She HATES slow so i always have to use usb 3.0. Yessss!! after shopping for her RAm implants that I promised her that I will pay for, I could never look at them. She covered it all. When she gets sick I undress her battery, slowly and she sleeps a death sleep . I hope she will be fine, please let her be fine and when she is fine, she is good as new. ready for a new day....and night.

I know...I know I started up discussing the tantrum of a PC wife. You know High maintainence and all and ended up to a techno erotic climax. But worry not more lives of these to love birds will be discussed and the next

" Why did I marry My PC!!?" 

Courageous Dilemma

When you see the title of this blog you ask yourself one thing...Wha? cour..Wha? Dile? Wha....They don't match at all??!! Well. see my friends for mind as unique as mine that only thinks about the less important things in life its not a vain sentence, it has meaning, A meaning so deep that I can actually make sense of it with the important things. Let me tell you a real simple story of a boy who one day almost felt like a man:

We all have something annoying going with our parents and sometimes you are more right then your folks, So one day a boy named Timmy's father Decided to take an insurance policy. All was fine and Dandy until there was a promising call to his dad that take one more policy and you are gonna get a bonus amount of money on the set date, and they gave him everything from dates to some wierd ass numbers. After the call was over Timmy senses something is not right. The promising call is a fraud. He tried to make his father understand this but he won't listen. What could Timmy do? He caved. After the second policy was bought all was forgotten until six months later there was another promising call. timmy again said no and her father again sais YES!! and one month late again and again and again and right after that again. Now this time his father smelt something fishy with the promising call. One day he called again. There was no response. And the nest day and the next and the next day called but there was a response, The guy on the other end said that He will come meet us. Then he came from far away and he then explained the deception. Timmy was relieved that his father now knows and his father's hopes were already drained out, so he didn't say a word. a few days later the promising call came again and more money was asked from Timmy's father under false pretence. Timmy SNAPPED! He snatched the phone from his father's hand and said to the promising caller" You FUCKING BITCH!! BEND OVER AND FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CARROT AND I WILL DO THE SAME TO YOUR MOM!!" The phone was cut and Timmy couldn't be more proud. Even his father was stone silent at that point. Timmy was shaking really hard"

He did something courageous but he was still shaking. Was he not confident about his own actions. Was he afraid or it was the adrenaline. To this moment Timmy thinks himself guilty.
My question to you
WAS HE RIGHT TO SHOW HIS ANGER IS SUCH A DASTARDLY WAY?

Hatred

I have always felt a sore

burning in my soul yearning for burning some more
too close to a hot place
the heat of the person causing hatred
should I feet it
should I not do?
from the back of the head its to curse you
but hate is, being just swell
crushing itself on the being you are a bout to tell

Flying always doesn't matter

When I say flying doesn't matter, what does it mean?

It means having all the power is not always helpful if you can't ascertain its value. Being rich holds no value if you don't know what its like to be a poor, may god never make you poor but valuing only power does alienate you from the people on the ground. Just like in the space station, they miss gravity a lot because they have felt what it was like. the stability of the universe and the free fall of the pen, poop flowing down rather then spreading around...disgusting but valid stuff like that.

                                                               

                                       "A person who has know power all his life will forget its value but a weak values a power and knows ...compassion."

                                           

                                     So all I am saying is being rich solves a lot of problems but greed destroys it. Being satisfied with what you got will take you further then anyone else