If I could be married to my PC

pfft!! BAAAAD editing

Ok now,  consider this you are alone, always you are practically a social deviant, or sociopath if you want to be called as such. Your chance of having a girlfriend is ...as Sheldon puts it" as Finding out the origin of the black hole is a man looking for his circuit breaker with his flashlight"(I really hope I got that right.). Would you commit to your PC. Well. I definitely would!! In a single heart beat. But what would I do with that life. Its not like I can have real sex with that, virtual! yeah!! But until and unless someone just comes along and make a remarkable discovery in the field of robotics I will have to zip it.

So Let's Imagine me married to My PC.

So, one day Mr. and Mrs. Gamer Intel Core i5 Mahajan. decide to go out, Mr Mahajan grabs his suit case in one hand and his beloved wife cuddling on the other, that means beneath the armpit. We both just walking, or in my case I walking and caressing Mrs. Core i5 Mahajan but she is just shut like a suitcase and getting really really hot, but not in a fun way. but we still love each other, at-least I do and I had to program her to say those 3 words to me. So we walking, people greeting us. I greeting them back and have to push my wife's buttons to make her greet those guys. SEE! We have already been married a day and she has started to show her tantrums. But all is well, atleast I have a wife, not matter how advanced intelligent life form she is and we still a sort of sexual life, that i will never ever dwell into. We go shopping. I gotta by clean covers and a nice ram for my baby that makes her ffffreaky fast!! ahem! We go in the shop. Atleast Mrs. Core i5 Mahajan. let my buy her clothes and she got almost perfect idea of what I should wear when I surf her net! ..I mean I mean. I can search the world through her soft, smooth screen. I am satisfied by her soft keys, that when I press say "tick", hmmm!! so.. nice and so soft her Keys are and i can put anything into her.....ports and she waits and waits till"dhudhum" the items of the object plugged into her are shown. She HATES slow so i always have to use usb 3.0. Yessss!! after shopping for her RAm implants that I promised her that I will pay for, I could never look at them. She covered it all. When she gets sick I undress her battery, slowly and she sleeps a death sleep . I hope she will be fine, please let her be fine and when she is fine, she is good as new. ready for a new day....and night.

I know...I know I started up discussing the tantrum of a PC wife. You know High maintainence and all and ended up to a techno erotic climax. But worry not more lives of these to love birds will be discussed and the next

" Why did I marry My PC!!?" 

Courageous Dilemma

When you see the title of this blog you ask yourself one thing...Wha? cour..Wha? Dile? Wha....They don't match at all??!! Well. see my friends for mind as unique as mine that only thinks about the less important things in life its not a vain sentence, it has meaning, A meaning so deep that I can actually make sense of it with the important things. Let me tell you a real simple story of a boy who one day almost felt like a man:

We all have something annoying going with our parents and sometimes you are more right then your folks, So one day a boy named Timmy's father Decided to take an insurance policy. All was fine and Dandy until there was a promising call to his dad that take one more policy and you are gonna get a bonus amount of money on the set date, and they gave him everything from dates to some wierd ass numbers. After the call was over Timmy senses something is not right. The promising call is a fraud. He tried to make his father understand this but he won't listen. What could Timmy do? He caved. After the second policy was bought all was forgotten until six months later there was another promising call. timmy again said no and her father again sais YES!! and one month late again and again and again and right after that again. Now this time his father smelt something fishy with the promising call. One day he called again. There was no response. And the nest day and the next and the next day called but there was a response, The guy on the other end said that He will come meet us. Then he came from far away and he then explained the deception. Timmy was relieved that his father now knows and his father's hopes were already drained out, so he didn't say a word. a few days later the promising call came again and more money was asked from Timmy's father under false pretence. Timmy SNAPPED! He snatched the phone from his father's hand and said to the promising caller" You FUCKING BITCH!! BEND OVER AND FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CARROT AND I WILL DO THE SAME TO YOUR MOM!!" The phone was cut and Timmy couldn't be more proud. Even his father was stone silent at that point. Timmy was shaking really hard"

He did something courageous but he was still shaking. Was he not confident about his own actions. Was he afraid or it was the adrenaline. To this moment Timmy thinks himself guilty.
My question to you
WAS HE RIGHT TO SHOW HIS ANGER IS SUCH A DASTARDLY WAY?

Hatred

I have always felt a sore

burning in my soul yearning for burning some more
too close to a hot place
the heat of the person causing hatred
should I feet it
should I not do?
from the back of the head its to curse you
but hate is, being just swell
crushing itself on the being you are a bout to tell

Flying always doesn't matter

When I say flying doesn't matter, what does it mean?

It means having all the power is not always helpful if you can't ascertain its value. Being rich holds no value if you don't know what its like to be a poor, may god never make you poor but valuing only power does alienate you from the people on the ground. Just like in the space station, they miss gravity a lot because they have felt what it was like. the stability of the universe and the free fall of the pen, poop flowing down rather then spreading around...disgusting but valid stuff like that.

                                                               

                                       "A person who has know power all his life will forget its value but a weak values a power and knows ...compassion."

                                           

                                     So all I am saying is being rich solves a lot of problems but greed destroys it. Being satisfied with what you got will take you further then anyone else

Flow

What's a flow
Is it the straight path of the wrath from point a to b
Or is it the rhythm that makes stuff fall in their place to be
Or is it something more fleeting
that can be stopped if you stop beating
if you stop trying
If you stop greeting
The life in front of you
Clueless as you maybe
for the strife it puts you through
maybe for a reason to get you stronger for the raging
Season that holds more sadness that is hidden
grated in the flesh
of life

Lesson Of Life (Tech)

Why Technology?

Technology removes the loneliness inside our hearts. Atleast that's what I am hoping for till they make some advances in the field of robotics. When we are alone nowadays we cling to one thing ...'Computers'. Is the inclination towards the computers or all of the technologies is general so bad that it makes you a social deviant. 

THE ANSWER IS HELLS NAW!!

It doesn't, internet helps you connect with like minded folks like you who are feeling horribly alone and worthless at the same time, and that makes you stronger. The social stigma towards the technology is totally uncalled for. It helps us percieve the world that is superficial but blissful . That not to say that its all good though, It can also remove you from the world , the real world that you live in. But its your free will, Its no one else/s decision. Tech is like a cat you buy when you going through an aweful break-up. It makes you but it also leaves you vulnerable to loneliness towards the real world outside the doors of your house or your room, depending on how you see it.